Hairy Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater Sweatshirt – Santa Fake Body

$49.99

The ugly Christmas sweater that makes the whole party look twice. A photo-realistic fake body is printed on a soft crewneck sweatshirt: open Santa or elf jacket, white faux-fur trim, a string of glowing Christmas lights and a big gold-buckle belt.

  • Build your own: pick the outfit, hairy chest or six-pack abs, and one of four skin tones.
  • It’s a sweatshirt, not a knitted sweater: the fur, lights and knit look are all printed.
  • Soft fabric with a fine ribbed texture and ribbed collar, cuffs and hem.

Free shipping

to the United States

Estimated delivery

Get it by Wednesday, October 28

Printed to order and shipped from overseas, U.S. import duties prepaid.

Order by Wednesday, December 2 to get it before Christmas.

An estimate, not a guaranteed arrival date.

Delivery & returns

Each piece is printed when you order it. Production and shipping take about 13 business days, and we email you tracking as soon as it ships.

Arrived damaged or defective, or not what you ordered? We replace it or refund you in full. Just email us photos within 14 days of delivery.

Sweatshirt size guide (all-over print)

Compare these measurements with a sweatshirt you already own to find your size. Unisex fit; for a roomier fit, size up.

Unisex sweatshirt measurements (inches and centimeters)
SizeChest width (laid flat)Body lengthShoulder widthSleeve length
S20.1 in
51.0 cm
26.4 in
67.0 cm
16.5 in
42.0 cm
26.4 in
67.0 cm
M22 in
56.0 cm
27.6 in
70.0 cm
17.7 in
45.0 cm
26.8 in
68.0 cm
L24 in
61.0 cm
28.3 in
72.0 cm
18.9 in
48.0 cm
27.2 in
69.0 cm
XL26 in
66.0 cm
29.5 in
75.0 cm
20.1 in
51.0 cm
27.6 in
70.0 cm
2XL28 in
71.0 cm
29.9 in
76.0 cm
21.3 in
54.0 cm
28 in
71.0 cm
3XL29.9 in
76.0 cm
31.1 in
79.0 cm
22.4 in
57.0 cm
28 in
71.0 cm
4XL31.9 in
81.0 cm
32.3 in
82.0 cm
23.6 in
60.0 cm
28.3 in
72.0 cm
5XL33.9 in
86.0 cm
33.5 in
85.0 cm
24.8 in
63.0 cm
28.7 in
73.0 cm

Measurements are taken with the sweatshirt laid flat and may vary by ½–1 in (1–3 cm).

Nothing breaks the ice at an ugly sweater party like Santa showing up with his jacket wide open. This sweatshirt prints a photo-realistic fake body right where the chest should be, framed by fluffy white faux-fur trim, two strings of lit-up Christmas lights and a black belt with a gold buckle. From across the room it looks real. Up close it’s even funnier.

Make it yours

  • Outfit: Red Santa, Elf (green jacket with jester collar and jingle bells, no lights) or Green Santa.
  • Body: hairy chest or six-pack abs.
  • Skin tone: Light, Medium, Tan or Deep, so the fake body matches your own.

What you get

  • All-over print on a soft crewneck sweatshirt, made to order for you.
  • It’s a sweatshirt, not a knitted sweater: the faux fur, lights, knit texture and body are printed, so it’s light, comfortable and machine washable.
  • Unisex fit in sizes S to 5XL. Check the size guide; size up for a looser look.
  • Free shipping to the US. Printed and shipped in about 13 business days.

A great gag gift for the husband, dad, brother or coworker who always wins the ugly sweater contest, and the best group photo when your friends each pick a different outfit.

Additional information

Outfit: No selection

Red Santa, Elf, Green Santa

Body: No selection

Hairy Chest, Six-Pack Abs

Skin tone: No selection

Light, Medium, Tan, Deep

Size: No selection

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Reviews

There are no reviews yet.

Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review.