Muscle Christmas Sweater – Santa Abs & Tie Ugly Christmas Sweater Sweatshirt

$49.99

Santa skipped the shirt and kept the tie. A photo-realistic six-pack peeks out of an open Santa suit, framed by fluffy white faux fur, with a shiny silk-look tie down the middle.

  • Pick your fabric (red velvet, green or navy snowflake, red plaid or red Fair Isle) and the skin tone that matches yours.
  • It’s a sweatshirt: the fur, tie and abs are all printed.
  • Soft fabric with ribbed collar, cuffs and hem.

Free shipping

to the United States

Estimated delivery

Get it by Thursday, October 29

Printed to order and shipped from overseas, U.S. import duties prepaid.

Order by Wednesday, December 2 to get it before Christmas.

An estimate, not a guaranteed arrival date.

Delivery & returns

Each piece is printed when you order it. Production and shipping take about 13 business days, and we email you tracking as soon as it ships.

Arrived damaged or defective, or not what you ordered? We replace it or refund you in full. Just email us photos within 14 days of delivery.

Sweatshirt size guide (all-over print)

Compare these measurements with a sweatshirt you already own to find your size. Unisex fit; for a roomier fit, size up.

Unisex sweatshirt measurements (inches and centimeters)
SizeChest width (laid flat)Body lengthShoulder widthSleeve length
S20.1 in
51.0 cm
26.4 in
67.0 cm
16.5 in
42.0 cm
26.4 in
67.0 cm
M22 in
56.0 cm
27.6 in
70.0 cm
17.7 in
45.0 cm
26.8 in
68.0 cm
L24 in
61.0 cm
28.3 in
72.0 cm
18.9 in
48.0 cm
27.2 in
69.0 cm
XL26 in
66.0 cm
29.5 in
75.0 cm
20.1 in
51.0 cm
27.6 in
70.0 cm
2XL28 in
71.0 cm
29.9 in
76.0 cm
21.3 in
54.0 cm
28 in
71.0 cm
3XL29.9 in
76.0 cm
31.1 in
79.0 cm
22.4 in
57.0 cm
28 in
71.0 cm
4XL31.9 in
81.0 cm
32.3 in
82.0 cm
23.6 in
60.0 cm
28.3 in
72.0 cm
5XL33.9 in
86.0 cm
33.5 in
85.0 cm
24.8 in
63.0 cm
28.7 in
73.0 cm

Measurements are taken with the sweatshirt laid flat and may vary by ½–1 in (1–3 cm).

Every office party has one guy who shows up dressed to impress. This muscle Christmas sweater prints a photo-realistic six-pack right where Santa’s jacket should close, framed by thick, fluffy white faux-fur trim, with a shiny silk-look tie knotted at the neck for that business-casual touch. From across the room it looks like the real thing.

Make it yours

  • Fabric: Red Velvet, Green Snowflake, Red Plaid, Navy Snowflake or Red Fair Isle. The tie matches the fabric.
  • Skin tone: six tones, from Fair to Deep, so the abs match your own.

What you get

  • All-over print on a soft crewneck sweatshirt, made to order for you.
  • It’s a sweatshirt, not a costume: the faux fur, tie and abs are printed, so it’s light, comfortable and machine washable.
  • Unisex fit in sizes S to 5XL. Check the size guide; size up for a looser look.
  • Free shipping to the US. Printed and shipped in about 13 business days.

A funny Christmas sweater for men who never skip leg day, and a sure winner at any ugly sweater contest. Pair it with our hairy belly Santa sweater for the group photo.

Specifications

MaterialPolyester sweatshirt fabric with a fine ribbed texture; ribbed collar, cuffs and hem
FitUnisex crewneck sweatshirt (not a knitted sweater), regular fit
PrintAll-over print: each panel is printed, then cut and sewn. The faux fur, tie and abs are printed.
CareMachine wash cold or hand wash. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.
ShippingPrinted to order. Estimated delivery: about 13 business days. Free shipping in the U.S.

Additional information

Outfit: No selection

Red Velvet, Green Snowflake, Red Plaid, Navy Snowflake, Red Fair Isle

Skin tone: No selection

Fair, Light, Medium, Tan, Deep, Brown

Size: No selection

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

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